The Jest pretend you're British for the week webpage for Canadians
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We hereby move to have
declared a perpetual "jest pretend you just got off the Boat from
Britain" week for all Canadians formerly of such Royal descent! What this involves: 1) Holding open doors for "women" 2) Allowing kind and thoughtful expression in what is considered an intelligent and articulate way to be. 3) Looking white as snow when you hear "God save the queen" being played at the Governor generals parade 4) Complete change to British programming on television replacing all of the "diverse stuff" with nothing but British - now can you just get to tolerate that! 5) Accepting you're British of origin (where applicable) even if you may have lost your mind (assuming you had one before they stuck you on the boat headed here) 6) Boarding schools where true English is actually the language of choice rather than gibberish (more ideas to follow)
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